Conversation ‘twixt Alisa and I, while spending an evening at home with the Eternal Philadelphia Rainstorm going on outside:
Me: Y’know Alisa, if you want, you can stop the rain. I mean, I think we’ve had enough already.
Alisa: (frowning) I’m not making it rain…
Me: …
Alisa: Maybe it’s the kitty that wants to come live with us. It’s going to rain until we get a kitty.
Now that’s working the conversation. How can I keep up? In the distant future, when I’m out-voted (Alisa and Child vs. Me), I will not hold any cards in my own household.
You know it’s true.
We’ll abuse you and you’ll love it.
I’ll bring pictures of my kitty with me to Ocean City, just to give Alisa fuel to use MHAWAHAHWHAHAWHA
You use kitties for fuel?
Hey, I put in the Kittens, we get power, and out comes pop-tarts, I dont question it.
I GOT YOUR GOATS REFERENCE McG
YOU ARE TOTALLY FOUND-OUT!