Comments on: Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong

By: ANGRY pancakes

ANGRY pancakes — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:19:28 +0000

heres my opinion. dont shit on your hands so you can use both your hands. just wondering how did you get shit on your hand if you didnt even wipe yet? grab from top with right/left if left handed and use other to stop it so you can rip it off btw too runny of poop = you drink too much liquid too dry = too little liquid being drank fiber helps your body clean out your body(fiber is in bread and some other things) if ur poor and dont wanna buy lots of tp, TRY… folding 3 squares into 1 and wipe fold in half, fold in half, fold in half unless you have messy poop where it gets EVERYWHERE on the tp, then i guess you just suck

By: hazil

hazil — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:14:38 +0000

I don’t get it….are people seriously having THIS mush trouble getting their butts wiped without a catastrophy? Elbows? One handed manuevers? Cats, KIDS….??? What are you people doing? I go, and I wipe!! And don’t even need a plan or formula….i think it is being way over thought here!! ;)

By: James

James — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:02:06 +0000

WRONG! Under is the best way. It looks better, and when you load UNDER it helps to avoid the paper from over-rolling out of control…. then you have to “re-wind” the paper and it looks like crap! Just because the paper is closer to the user, it doesn’t make it right. Under is the proper and more classy way to load paper products. End of story. The recent Cottonelle Poll got it wrong, btw.

By: Tadpole

Tadpole — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:21:36 +0000

I don’t know why we allow postings from over hangers, see’in as how they ain’t really even human!

By: Tadpole

Tadpole — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:19:42 +0000

I don’t know we even allow a web page posted by over hangers. I mean, they’re basically not even really human.

By: Bottums

Bottums — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:02:59 +0000

I really don’t understand why we shouldn’t just do away with toilet paper all together. Wiping is very over-rated. Everyone does it. I, for one, say NO to this and will no longer wipe. Furthermore, I will destroy any toilet paper spool that I come in to contact with, public or private, in order to push my cause forward and open as many eyes as I can.

By: alli

alli — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:41:53 +0000

If you place your elbow on top of the tissue paper and then pull with the same hand..you can successfully single handedly get the tp with no problem.

By: The Frosty

The Frosty — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:23:43 +0000

Finally someone put it in images everyone can understand..

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:47:35 +0000

Obviously, you are chauvinistic toward right-handed users. Your entire diagram breaks down for the lefties.

Also, the under-roll method is the perfect solution to preventing young toddlers from turning the bathroom into a confetti zone.

By: N. Korn

N. Korn — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:06:10 +0000

No to mention, for those who have cats… The under method is the only way to avoid coming home to find the TP scattered all over the house.