Comments on: Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:23:58 +0000

Dude. No. Over is NOT correct!

By: Lucifer

Lucifer — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:44:02 +0000

You are all tools if you can’t take TP without causing a scene.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:12:26 +0000

i dont wipe

By: Marissa

Marissa — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:41:21 +0000

Finally someone puts the world's white trash in their place. Over is proper and the way that toilet paper was meant to roll. BUT there are, of course, exemptions to this rule for those who wish to child-proof their bathroom. I don't agree with the cat comments. I had three cats in my first apartment and they were much more likely to engage in paper-play if the roll was hung the wrong way (my roomie insisted, so whoever hung it, got to enjoy the way we thought 'proper'. Needless to say we no longer live together).

All this and I'm right-handed. I rarely rip with one hand.. I have no need to do so. Where's your other hand people? What are you doing with it? I shudder at the thought.

By: ANGRY pancakes

ANGRY pancakes — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:19:28 +0000

heres my opinion. dont shit on your hands so you can use both your hands. just wondering how did you get shit on your hand if you didnt even wipe yet? grab from top with right/left if left handed and use other to stop it so you can rip it off btw too runny of poop = you drink too much liquid too dry = too little liquid being drank fiber helps your body clean out your body(fiber is in bread and some other things) if ur poor and dont wanna buy lots of tp, TRY… folding 3 squares into 1 and wipe fold in half, fold in half, fold in half unless you have messy poop where it gets EVERYWHERE on the tp, then i guess you just suck

By: hazil

hazil — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:14:38 +0000

I don’t get it….are people seriously having THIS mush trouble getting their butts wiped without a catastrophy? Elbows? One handed manuevers? Cats, KIDS….??? What are you people doing? I go, and I wipe!! And don’t even need a plan or formula….i think it is being way over thought here!! ;)

By: James

James — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:02:06 +0000

WRONG! Under is the best way. It looks better, and when you load UNDER it helps to avoid the paper from over-rolling out of control…. then you have to “re-wind” the paper and it looks like crap! Just because the paper is closer to the user, it doesn’t make it right. Under is the proper and more classy way to load paper products. End of story. The recent Cottonelle Poll got it wrong, btw.

By: Tadpole

Tadpole — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:21:36 +0000

I don’t know why we allow postings from over hangers, see’in as how they ain’t really even human!

By: Tadpole

Tadpole — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:19:42 +0000

I don’t know we even allow a web page posted by over hangers. I mean, they’re basically not even really human.

By: Bottums

Bottums — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:02:59 +0000

I really don’t understand why we shouldn’t just do away with toilet paper all together. Wiping is very over-rated. Everyone does it. I, for one, say NO to this and will no longer wipe. Furthermore, I will destroy any toilet paper spool that I come in to contact with, public or private, in order to push my cause forward and open as many eyes as I can.