New Show Idea

Alisa and I are going to fund a new TV show to compete with Martha Stewart and Donald Trump. It’s called ’How Many of You Will Be Alive After All This Punching?’

We’ll get a bunch of ambitious, whiny, self-serving MBAs and just punch them for a solid hour. Whoever’s left after that day gets to continue on to the next round. Alisa will stand over the corpse(s), point forcefully and say “You’re expired!”

It’ll be great. Plus, we can do a promo with Mountain Dew where people can win a free punch on-air. 1 in 10 caps wins a punch, 1 in 1,000 wins 10 minutes worth.

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