0 + 0 = 0

I stood at the coffee pot this morning, noticing our coffee grounds canister was low, so I reached up in to the cabinet to dump out more from the bags. As I brought them down, I realized suddenly why I’ve been so groggy after my morning coffee and why my weekend pre-coffee headache hadn’t subsided as it normally does.

Somehow, I neglected to buy any caffeinated coffee and have been blending two types of decaf beans into a distinct brew of…decaffeinated coffee.

Where’s my Nobel Prize? Where is it? I am leading the human race forward here, people.