Dear U.S. Airways,
Thank you for losing my luggage tonight. Having an arrival time after 10 PM makes luggage loss so much easier, so your timing was great. I guess by checking in early I gave you lots of time to screw up, which worked out well for you. You’ve now misplaced both my luggage and my wife’s in a three week span, in two totally different instances with completely different destinations. This has also strengthened my belief that the Philadelphia International Airport’s slogan should be: “If It Was Legal to Urinate On You, We Probably Would”.
Idiots.
Sincerely,
Chris Rugen
Ah. Chris. When will you learn? Expect the worst and good things will happen.
Posted by: Jon at April 25, 2006 10:37 PMAh, but I do expect the worst in airports...and that’s exactly what I got. OK, well, not the worst, which would’ve been a plane crash, but you get what I mean.
Posted by: chris r at April 26, 2006 3:37 PMyou mean urinating on airport patrons is illegal?!?! damn, i'd better call my lawyer...
Posted by: andy at April 28, 2006 9:45 AM