Overhanging Public Service Hanger Brochure

By popular demand, we here at Current Configuration have set our scientists and design professionals to work creating an effective and elegant method of delivering our findings to those that may not yet know what a computer is. For three long years, millions of R&D dollars have been spent and thousands of prototypes have been created to bring you the Overhanging Public Service Hanger Brochure (PDF).

And for those who would insist that there are “reasons” to hang the toilet paper in the underhung fashion of despots and savages: our cat doesn’t have a problem with it.

Posted on July 11, 2008 7:55 AM
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THANK YOUUUUUUUUU! Favorite part is "harnessing the power of SCIENCE". Second favorite is "floaty eyeball." Now I must blog this so PEOPLE WILL LEARN.

Posted by: Shannon at July 11, 2008 11:58 AM

I am not associated with them, but this site:

http://www.shitbegone.com/

has a cool product and a great discussion of crumple vs. fold...


Thanks for the PDF!

Posted by: elisa at July 13, 2008 5:40 AM

Wow... I love it when, after you 'know' something instinctively for years, you find out that there is a scientific explanation for it. You had me at floaty eyeball. I am forever in your debt, and will print up and hand out these pamphlets to everyone i know. thank you. thank you. thank you.

Now i can sleep.

Posted by: monalisa at July 16, 2008 9:37 AM

I've given the whole over/under thing some thought in the past. Consider this conjecture: men prefer the over version, because they only use toilet paper to wipe from behind. Women prefer the under version, because they wipe from the front more often.
If you wipe from the front, unrolling the paper from the back of the roll, tearing it, and wiping yourself can be done in one smooth motion. If you wipe from the back, you have to fold the paper, which means you're likely to use both hands and so you unroll and tear the paper with your non-wiping hand, fold it using both hands, and leave it in your wiping hand to finish the job. This sequence of motions works better with the paper unrolling from the front of the roll.

Posted by: Henry Post at July 17, 2008 10:17 PM

Chris,

Do you consider yourself to be a scruncher or a folder?

Joep

Posted by: Joep van den Heuvel at July 19, 2008 6:03 AM

A folder, no question.

Posted by: chris r at July 19, 2008 8:41 AM

I made a huge poop today and there was NO paper. I wouldn't have cared if it was overhanging or underhanging. I needed PAPER. So I used your socks.

Posted by: Poopsicle at July 21, 2008 2:57 PM

This is fantastic! People think I am a freak for caring how the toilet paper is hung. I have been resisting the temptation to reverse the under hung tp roll that my boyfriend installed yesterday. I should just be thankfull that he replaced the emply roll -right? This brocure will come in very handy.

Posted by: Alexis at August 25, 2008 4:08 PM
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