That's Quite a Stadium You Have There

I’m watching the NBC coverage of the Olympic Games opening ceremony and two things occur to me:

1) Someone please pack the commentators into a van and make them disappear. I didn’t even know it was possible to be that inane.

2) I don’t have an image to link to at the moment to support this, but I would like to officially announce here that I’ve renamed China’s “Bird’s Nest Stadium.” The new name is The Va-China.