Archive for the ‘Essential Life Lessons’ Category

Overhanging Public Service Hanger Brochure

Friday, July 11th, 2008

By popular demand, we here at Current Configuration have set our scientists and design professionals to work creating an effective and elegant method of delivering our findings to those that may not yet know what a computer is. For three long years, millions of R&D dollars have been spent and thousands of prototypes have been created to bring you the Overhanging Public Service Hanger Brochure (PDF).

And for those who would insist that there are “reasons” to hang the toilet paper in the underhung fashion of despots and savages: our cat doesn’t have a problem with it.

Essential Life Lesson #2: The Cola Wars Are Settled

Monday, September 12th, 2005

We here at Current Configuration got together and had a frank and extensive discussion about Coca-Cola and Pepsi Cola.* Billions of dollars, we’re sure, have been spent to convey the virtues and defects of one or the other by the companies who manufacture vast oceans of each beverage. With over two decades of experience under our belts (and we’ve owned quite a few belts since birth), we set out to definitively answer the question, which is better, Coca-Cola or Pepsi Cola?

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Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005

As part of our ongoing effort here at Current Configuration to make your life not only better, but also 10% more crunchy, we’re offering you this first installment of what will be an ongoing series of Essential Life Lessons. Kicking off this series will be a critical but even-handed examination of a common misunderstanding that occurs in a realm of many misunderstandings: the bathroom.

Put simply, there is a right way to hang the toilet paper, and a wrong way. Read on to determine the status of your own roll.

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