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Imagine a Blueberry Geyser

The front of a package that reads Go-Gurt Fizzix: Fizzy Lowfat Yogurt Snack

Seriously? Seriously.

The thought of this vile, effervescent goo in a child’s stomach is enough to turn my own.

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2 responses to “Imagine a Blueberry Geyser”

  1. agerard Avatar
    agerard

    So how was it?

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  2. chris r Avatar
    chris r

    Oh, I will likely never know. But I invite you to find out, Adam.

    The vileness is compounded by the fact that this is the hilarious creation of industry: blue raspberry. I mistook it for blueberry at first glance.

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